What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

Dr No

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What would happen if the Earth stopped spinning for one minute?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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Moonraker

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Ah so!”

Have you ever seen your wife being fucked?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-”She is very sexyful!”

A View to a Kill

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What kind of pleasure do gay men get from being bottom? The idea is very appealing to me but in practice it's quite painful.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Have you been with a stranger yet?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Diamonds Are Forever

From Russia With Love

What, when building a house, are the necessary wires (beside 120v) to future proof my house, Cat6, Coax, low voltage, and alarm wires?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why is my older sister so mean to me as if I was her enemy?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Octopussy

How do you take your erotic photos and how do you choose the poses?

-J W Pepper